50 Famous Parental Sayings Shirt

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Fifty Famous Parental Sayings

1. You’d better change your tune pretty quick or you’re out of here.
2. I mean it.
3. Is that understood?
4. Don’t shake your head at me.
5. I can’t hear your head rattle.
6. Don’t mumble.
7. You act like the world owes you a living.
8. You’ve got a chip on your shoulder.
9. You’re not going anywhere looking like that.
10. You’re crazy if you think you are.
11. If you think you are, just try me.
12. I don’t know what’s wrong with you.
13. Other kids don’t pull stuff like that.
14. I wasn’t like that.
15. What kind of an example do you think you are for you brothers and sisters?
16. Stand up straight.
17. Don’t slouch.
18. Would you like a spanking?
19. If you would like a spanking, just tell me now and we’ll get this thing over with.
20. You’re cruising for a bruising.
21. I’m your father and as long as you live in my house you’ll do as I say.
22. Do you think the rules don’t apply to you?
23. I’m here to tell you that they do.
24. Are you blind?
25. Watch what you’re doing!
26. You walk around like you’re in a daze.
27. Something better change and change fast.
28. You’re driving you mother to an early grave.
29. This is a family vacation.
30. You’re going to have fun whether you like it or not.
31. Take some responsibility.
32. Pull your own weight.
33. Don’t expect other people to pick up after you and don’t ask me for money.
34. What do you think I’m made of money?
35. Do you think I have a tree that grows money?
36. You’d better wake up and I don’t mean maybe.
37. Do you act like this when you’re away from us?
38. We’ve given everything we possibly could.
39. Food on the table.
40. A roof over your head, things we never had when we were your age.
41. You treat us like we don’t exist.
42. That’s no excuse.
43. If he jumped off a cliff would you jump off a cliff too?
44. You’re grounded.
45. I’m not going to put up with this for another minute.
46. You’re crazy if you think I am.
47. If you think I am just try me.
48. Don’t look at me that way.
49. Look at me when I’m talking to you.
50. Don’t make me say this again.